My Failed New Yorker Shouts & Murmur Ideas, Part III: “The End of Shampoo”
I loved this popular satire section of the magazine, so I tried to write some funny satire myself. All my attempts fell flat. Or did they? You decide.
An introductory note: I wrote this one in the form of a high school newspaper article.
“Poopooing Shampoo, Before It Was Cool.”
By Rebecca S. Winfield, Special to the Hartshorne High School Times
“I honestly think in five years people are going to go, ‘Oh God, remember when we…